THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
I've learned so much from my mistakes,
I'm thinking of making a few more
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Isaac says:
Look out Louisianna,
Look out governor J.
look out Republicans,
HERE I COME!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the new Barbie of 2012
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u071a.html
blind date?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u072a.html
forgive me father
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u073a.html
it used to be
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u074a.html
when you think about it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u075a.html
a noise
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u076a.html
thats not what I meant
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u077a.html
a short term relationship
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u078a.html
what do you mean
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u079a.html
the work week
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u080a.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Mark Lowry Comedy false teeth
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2099.html
motorcycle stunt
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2100.html
Republican pool party
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2101.html
tom n jerry/ford
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2102.html
A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a
farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's
soul the preacher asked the man, "Are you laboring in the vineyard
of the Lord my good man?"Not even looking at the preacher and
continuing his work the farmer replied, "Naw, these are soybeans."
"You don't understand," said the preacher. "Are you a Christian?"
With the same amount of interest as his previous answer the farmer said,
"Nope my name is Jones. You must be lookin' for Jim Christian. He lives a mile south of here."
The young determined preacher tried again asking the farmer, "Are you lost?"
"Naw! I've lived here all my life," answered the farmer.
"Are you prepared for the resurrection?" the frustrated preacher asked.
This caught the farmer's attention and he asked, "When's it gonna be?"
Thinking he had accomplished something the young preacher replied,
"It could be today, tomorrow, or the next day."
Taking a handkerchief from his back pocket and wiping his brow, the farmer
remarked, "Well, don't mention it to my wife. She don't get
out much and she'll wanna go all three days."
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An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor
asked why she was there,she replied,"I'd like to have some birth
control pills." Taken a back,the doctor thought for a minute and then
said, "Excuse me,Mrs. Smith,but you're 72 years old.
What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"
The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."
The doctor thought some more and continued,
"How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"
The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange
juice every morning and I sleep better at night."
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An Arab walked into a very crowded bar and was about to order
a drink when he saw a guy wearing a Jewish cap (yarmulke), a prayer
shawl (tzitzis), and sporting the traditional locks of hair of a Jew.
The Arab told the bartender, loud enough for all to hear that,
he was buying everyone a drink except the Jewish fellow.
After the drinks were handed out, the Jew gave the Arab a big smile,
waved at him, then said, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.
This infuriated the Arab. Once again, the Arab loudly ordered drinks
for everyone - except the Jew. But as before, this did not seem to bother
the Jewish guy, who once again smiled, waved at the Arab, and loudly yelled "Thank you!"
The Arab asked the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that Jew?
I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him
and all the silly bugger did was to smile and thank me. Is he nuts?
"Nope," replied the bartender. "He owns the place!"
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FUN PAGES
Mysteriez
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41757&s=n
How to Fly the Nakamura
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42414&s=n
Key to Happiness
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43017&s=n
Restroom Poetry
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43512&s=n
Zulu Gems
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41819&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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