Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner(Sunday)

A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course.
As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don't you see
the sign? It says, 'Private property - Stay Out!'"
The golfer says, "I'm sorry I did not see it. That is
my ball there. May I have it, please?"
The man says, "It's in my yard now so it's my ball."
The golfer looks at the man and says, "I understand."
He then walks back to the golf cart, gets another golf
ball, then walks back and throws it into the yard.
The man asks, "Why did you do that?"
The golfer replies, "I consider myself a gentleman, and I
believe every prick should have two balls."

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Two guys from Newfoundland were looking at a Sears catalogue and admiring the models.
One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?'
The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful....
and look at the price!'
The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very
expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'
The second Newfie smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea!
Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I will get one too.'
Three weeks later, the one Newfie asks his friend, 'Did you ever
receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalogue?'
The second Newfie replies......
'No, but it shouldn't be long now.
I got her clothes yesterday!'
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Little Carol came ....
into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was
coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what
she wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into trouble
at school and at home. Carol's mother asked her if she thought she deserved
to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course, thought she did.
Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on her
behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell him why she
deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol stomped up the steps to her
room and sat down to write God a letter.

LETTER 1:
Dear God:
I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike
for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Carol
Carol knew this wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl this year,
so she tore up the letter and started over.

LETTER 2:
Dear God:
This is your friend Carol. I have been a pretty good girl this year,
and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you,
Carol
Carol knew this wasn't true either.
She tore up the letter and started again.

LETTER 3:
Dear God:
I know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very sorry.
I will be a good girl if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you,
Carol
Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get
her a bike. By now, she was very upset. She went downstairs and told
her mother she wanted to go to church. Carol's mother thought her
plan had worked because Carol looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," her mother said.

Carol walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. She
looked around to see if anyone was there. She picked up a statue of the
Virgin Mary, slipped it under her jacket and ran out of the church, down the street,
into her house, and up to her room. She shut the door and sat
down and wrote her letter to God

LETTER 4:
I GOT YOUR MAMA.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
Signed,
YOU KNOW WHO
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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