Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

A pissed off wife was complaining about her husband spending all
his time at the pub, so one night he took her along.
"What'll ya have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied.
So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his
down in one go. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her
glass and immediately spat it out.
"Yuck, it's nasty poison!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you
can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out
enjoying myself every night!"
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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks,
'Can you tell me how long it'll take to
fly from San Francisco to New York City?'
The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'
'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.
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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
'How was he killed?' asked one detective.
'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.
'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?'
'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'
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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband
and I passed a display of bathing suits.
It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds
since I had even considered buying a bathing suit,
So I sought my husband's advice.
'What do you think?' I asked.
'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?'
'Better get a bikini,' he replied.
'You'd never get it all in one.'
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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