THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The thing I hate about an argument is
that it always interrupts a discussion.
G. K. Chesterton
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMANS CORNER!
After slugging it out in Michigan, Mitt Romney
won a somewhat lack luster victory with the
popular vote, but split the delegates with
Santorum. Vowing to continue the campaign to
the bitter end, Romney promised to emphasize
family values.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
this time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b046.html
the bedroom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b047.html
now what
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b048.html
water slide
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b049.html
unlawfull
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b050.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
presto chango
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1521.html
eyeballs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1522.html
A woman asked the Doctor, "What is a good time for sex?"
Doctor winked and said, "Between noon and 1 PM."
Surprised woman asked, "And how it is that, Doctor?"
Doctor said, "Well, that is the time, my nurse goes to lunch."
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A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby.
One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital.
He held her hand as she went through a trying birth.
In the end, there were two little baby boys.
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father?"
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Three nuns were talking.
The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day
and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines."
"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.
"Well, of course I threw them in the trash."
The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room
putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"
"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns, "What did you do?" they asked.
"I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.
The third nun fainted...!!!
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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