THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
You will never change your life until
you change something you do daily.
Mike Murdock
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Wow, here in west Michigan we continue to
be blessed with balmy temps of 70 to 80 degrees.
Abnormally warm around here, this time of year. Fact is,
we can typically expect a last minute blizzard even, some
years. So, its great yes? Well, yes and no. I'm not complaining
personally. Niether is Turk the dog aka Carlos the rat. However, others
may. The first crop to ripen of the season is asparagus, and already, many
new stalks of it are poking their heads above the soil and will ripen
in a few days, Problem is, normally it ripens right about the time
school is out and that is when the migrant families arrive to pick
it. And they do not normally show up till school is out, Plus, the
state typically relies heavily on tourism, and with low levels of
moisture, the marinas are gonna be real shallow, and its gonna
make it tough to get boats in and out.The war department said
there are worse things than that, if you want to talk about
low levels of water and such, and when I asked "what?"she
said, "You might run out of water to take a shower.
What could be worse than that?" Remind
me never to ask that woman
a question.
TRUST ME ...s' truth!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
beer bust
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e016.html
a long distance call
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e017.html
a little late
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e018.html
don't stop
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e019.html
bed spread
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e020.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Rock Bottom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1569.html
PLAYING WITH GUNS!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1570.html
Nadine and Jill were talking about their sex lives and Nadine said
that her new boyfriend always wants to perform cunnilingus, all the
time.
"Wow," said Jill, "You are really lucky, but if you want to prevent
him from doing that, just rub a little garlic down there."
Nadine said, "I tried that already, and the next night he came to bed
with some bread, olive oil, and a head of lettuce."
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My wife and I, both graduate students, recently celebrated the
arrival of our first child. At my wife's insistence, we had paid our
entire medical bill and were now worried about meeting other
payments. We were discussing our sad financial situation one evening
when our son demanded a diaper change. As my wife leaned over the
baby's crib, I heard her mutter, "The only thing in the house that's
paid for, and it leaks."
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A pastor and his family -- wife and two children -- were invited to
attend a cousin's high school graduation. He thought he'd prepare
the kids, knowing how fidgety they can get. "Graduations are
sometimes long, boring events," he said. "I want you guys to behave
and not ask constantly, 'When is it going to be over?' Understand?"
"Don't worry, Dad. We'll live," the daughter replied. "We last
through all your sermons, don't we?"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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