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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters
is whether I win or lose.
Darrin Weinberg

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
My thanks to all who wrote in to let me know
that yesterday's story about the Darwin awards
and the elephant was a fake, according to Snopes.
Boy, you folks don't miss much. Seems that the
postman got snookered on that one:)
GO FIGGER!!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

swollen knees
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c001.html

my pants
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c002.html

what Adam said
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c003.html

the irs and the hooker
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c004.html

art muesuem
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c005.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIEs

mega chainsaw
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1527.html

using the ipad
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1528.html

A customer called the airline's reservation office to pay for
his ticket with a credit card. The reservation specialist asked him,
"Would you please spell the name as it appears on the card, sir?"
The customer carefully replied, "V-I-S-A."
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Q: Where are the registrants at a laundry owner's convention seated.
A: In the bleachers

Q: Did you hear about the French submarine with a screen door?
A: Don't laugh... it keeps the fish out.
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The blonde was recovering after having given birth. She asked for
ice. The nurse provided it, then watched as the blonde placed the ice
between her breasts.

"What are you doing that for?"

"That's to keep the milk fresh."
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Young Bubba was courting Ellie Mae, who lived on an adjoining farm
out west in cattle country.  One evening, they were sitting on
Bubba's porch watching the sun go down over the hills.  Bubba spied
his prize bull 'servicing' one of his cows.
He sighed in contentment at this idyllic rural scene and figured the
omens were right for him to put some pressure on Ellie Mae.  He
leaned in close and whispered in her ear, "Ellie Mae, I'd sure like
to be doin' what that bull is doin'."
"Well then, why don't you?" Ellie Mae whispered back. "It IS your
cow, after all."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

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