THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Time used is life, time wasted is existence
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
The other day the war department and me were
sitting at breakfast. And of course, like many
folks our age, we were discussing the possibility
to moving on to greener pastures or whether we want
to sell the old homestead. Personally, if I had my way,
I would light a match to the place and be gone in a heart
beat. But, this is where we raised the fam. its home, so we
stay. So the war department speaks. So beit. Kindof comical how
we came to be here. We were both going to college in Iowa when we
tied the nott 32 years ago, and I said, I do not like Iowa, too much
corn. She said, there are trees in Michigan, (she originally is from Traverse
city) So, we rented a 5x8 uhaul, attached it to our Ford Maverick, loaded
up all our worldly possesions and headed for Michigan. We got as far as Grand
Rapids when the transmission went out. Down to our last 20 bux, she answered
an add for a babysitter in exchange for a small apartment. We took advantage of
it. That was a long time ago, and 3 kids, a dog, and a mortgage later, we are still
here. Funny, our whole life shaped simply by fate, really. Had no reason to
settle here. We finally scraped up enough for another car, but by then,
we found out she was preggers. That sorta changes the nomadic ele-
ment, you know? But its a good place to live. Bigger than the
dusty country side where I grew up, and certainly bigger
than Traverse City, where she grew up, but u know?
After all this time, I don think I'm goin
anywhere soon, know what I mean?
A little footnote: The tranny fell outta the Maverick
cuz the fellers at uhaul hooked up an oversized trailer.
altho I never did sue them, maybe I shoulda ...
think I woulda been a rich man now?
Go figger
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
she just left
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time to stop
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you love me
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wow
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let us in
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Rita Hayworth jumps in the line
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Pepsi
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THE OFFICIAL BLONDES SEX QUIZ
TRUE or FALSE?
1. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the Outback.
2. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.
3. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
4. The G-string is part of a violin.
5. Anus is the Latin word for yearly.
6. Testicles are found on an octopus.
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Jill wanted to convince Susan, a continually harried friend,
that she needed to find ways to relax. She invited her to dinner and,
while she was busy cooking, Susan agreed to watch her videotape
on stress management and relaxation techniques.
Fifteen minutes later, she came into the kitchen and handed
Jill the tape. "It was good," she said, "but I don't need it."
"But it's a 70-minute video," Jill replied. "You couldn't
have watched the whole thing."
"Yes, I did," Susan assured her. "I put it on fast- forward."
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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign
in front of a broken-down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell, and the owner appears to tell him the
dog is in the backyard.The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice
looking Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.After the guy recovers from the shock of
hearing a dog talk, he asks "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk
when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told
the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping."I was one of their most valuable
spies for eight years running... But the jetting around really tired me out,
and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, so I decided to settle down. I signed
up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings
and was awarded a batch of medals.
"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a bull shitter . He's never been out of the yard."
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That's all folks
have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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