THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Why do Americans choose from just two people to
run for president and 50 for Miss America?"
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
A public service announcement
from: THE POSTMAN'S CORNER,
avoid slips and falls...
we do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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The Comics
mistakes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e010.html
the flasher
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e009.html
chewing the fat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e008.html
Insecure
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e007.html
Remember
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e006.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
One Out of Ten Men Is Gay / funny commercial English subbed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1564.html
New axe commercial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1565.html
A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon
that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because;
over the years they had become big, loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery
be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon.
"I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone
about my operation"! The surgeon told her he had carried out her
wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him.
"I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery
and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man in the burn unit - he wanted to thank you for his new ears."
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A young Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant."
He asked, "How did this happen, my child?"
She said, "I think it must be the second coming."
The priest, shocked by this reply asked, "What makes you think
this has anything to do with the Second Coming?"
She replied, "Because I swallowed the first one..."
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A man killed a deer and took it home to cook for dinner. Both he and
his wife decided not to tell the kids what kind of meat it is,
but will give them a clue if they ask.
The kids were eager to know what meat was on their plates,
so they begged their dad for a clue.
The dad said, "Well, it's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screamed telling her brother,
"Don't eat it! It's an ass hole!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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