THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
A well adjusted person is one who makes
the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
Alexander Hamilton
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
OK. its Sunday. So we gotta get out our "Sunday
go to meetin clothes," right? Well, wanna see me
with my good clothes on?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
get it right
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your burger
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the blind man said...
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you lied to me
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nice to meet you
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Lottery Winner on Food Stamps...
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COP: I SHOT YOUR DOG BECAUSE IT BARKED
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1543.html
Joe: "I see you've lost weight since you started your new
job at sales. Did you put yourself on a diet?"
Judy: "No, my boss put me on commission."
Q: What's a practical nurse?
A: A nurse who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient
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One day, a mailman was greeted by a boy and his dog. The
mailman said to the boy, "Does your dog bite?" "No,"
replied the boy. Just then, the dog bit the mailman.
"Hey, "he yelled. "I thought your dog doesn't bite!"
"He doesn't," replied the boy, "but that's not my dog."
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A population control program had been introduced to the island,
but the medical men were having trouble getting the women to
take their birth control pills.
They decided, therefore, to concentrate on teaching the men to wear condoms.
One of the men who came in had had eight children in eight years,
and the doctor told him that he absolutely had to wear a sheath.
He explained that as long as he wore it his woman could not have another baby.
About a month later, the wife came in and she was pregnant.
The doctor got very angry. He called the man in and gave him a
long lecture through an interpreter.
He asked the man why he hadn't worn the sheath.
The interpreter said, "He swears he did wear it. He never took it off."
The doctor shook his head. "In that case, ask him how in the hell his wife is pregnant again?"
"He says," said the interpreter, "that after six days
he had to take a piss so badly that he cut the end off."
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Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mom that the boys
keep asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at doing them.
Mom said : "YOU should say NO - they only want to look at your undies".
Susie said: " I know they do ... that's why I hide them in my backpack"!!
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
from:
Martin aka the postman
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