THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. -
Socrates
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Did you hear who the winner of the darwin awards was for this year?
Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant
22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes
before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated
Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded. The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr Riesfeldt to the
ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200
pounds of dung on top of him.
It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves... 'Shit happens'
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
the facebook years
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b056.html
silicone
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b057.html
the nurse
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b058.html
out of the will
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b059.html
a big question
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b060.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
magic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1525.html
the box
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1526.html
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Bumper Stickers for Women
01. So many men, so few who can afford me.
02. God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends.
03. If there's no chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
04. My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
05. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
06. Coffee, chocolate, men. Some things are just better rich.
07. Don't treat me any differently than you would the queen.
08. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
09. Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
10. I'm out of estrogen, and I have a gun.
11. Guys have feelings too. But like, who cares?
12. Next mood swing: 6 minutes
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Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of
peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
Q: What do blow jobs and flowers have in common?
A: After the first year they are only given on special occasions!
Q: In prison, how do they separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar
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An old maid was held up in a dark alley. She explained she had no money,
but the robber insisted that it must be in her bra and started feeling
around.
"I told you I haven't got any money," the spinster said, "but if you
keep doing that, I'll write you a check."
That's all folks
Have a nice day
from:
Martin aka the postman
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