THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit
William Shakespeare
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
You know what I think about facebook?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
prove it
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my husband
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Bill Clinton says
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enchanted
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Valentines
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Lets go to the movies
Obvious Perverted Man At Beach
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monster trucks
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After returning home from an examination, the young
woman phoned her gynecology's and asked.
"Doctor, would you see if by chance I left my panties in your office?"
He looked in the examining room, returned to the phone,
and told her, "I'm afraid they are not here."
"Sorry to trouble you, doctor," she said. "I'll try my dentist."
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Sex is like a restaurant…
Sometimes you get good service.
Sometimes you get bad services.
Sometimes you get no service.
But sometimes you should be happy with self-service.
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The Jewish sisters-in-law meet at their weekly session at the
beauty shop. Ruth says to Golda, "Such news I got for you,
Golda! My Irving is finally getting married. He tells me he
is engaged to this wonderful Jewish girl, but he thinks the
poor darling may have some strange illness called herpes."
After offering congratulations, Golda says to Ruth, "So, Ruthie,
do you have any idea what is this herpes, and can your Irving catch it?"
Ruth answers, "God forbid! But his Papa and I are just so happy to
hear about his engagement. You know how we've all worried about him.
It's past time he's settled with a nice girl. As far as the herpes goes, who knows?"
"Well," Golda says, "I have a very fine medical dictionary,
you know, Ruthie. I'll just run home right now and look it up and call you."
Golda goes home, looks it up, and calls Ruth excitedly, "Ruth! Ruth!
Thank goodness, I found it. Not to worry! It says herpes is a disease affecting the gentiles."
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Fireman Bob rushed into a burning building and rescued a beautiful young
lady who was clad only in the top half of her baby-doll nightgown. He
carried her in his arms down three flights of stairs and saved her from her sure demise.
As they arrived safely a wash of gratitude rushed over her. She looked
at him with great fondness and admiration, and then said, "Oh, you are
wonderful! It must have taken great strength and courage to rescue me
the way you did."
"Yes it did," the fireman admitted. "I had to fight off three other
firemen who were trying to get to you first!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
HAve a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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