The Postman's Corner
Comfort zones are plush lined coffins.
When you stay in your plush lined coffins, you die.
Stan Dale
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I hear Rush Limbaugh is getting along well
with his sponsors lately...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
An Impressive Illusionist Makes His Debut
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The Jewish sisters-in-law meet at their weekly session at
the beauty shop. Ruth says to Golda, "Such news I got for
you, Golda! My Irving is finally getting married. He tells
me he is engaged to this wonderful Jewish girl, but he
thinks the poor darling may have some strange illness called herpes."
After offering congratulations, Golda says to Ruth, "So,
Ruthie, do you have any idea what is this herpes,
and can your Irving catch it?"Ruth answers, "God forbid!
But his Papa and I are just so happy to hear about his engagement.
You know how we've all worried about him. It's past time he's
settled with a nice girl. As far as the herpes goes, who knows?"
"Well," Golda says, "I have a very fine medical dictionary,
you know, Ruthie. I'll just run home right now and look it up and call you."
Golda goes home, looks it up, and calls Ruth excitedly, "Ruth! Ruth!
Thank goodness, I found it. Not to worry! It says herpes
is a disease affecting the gentiles."
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Lynn & Betty were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House.
Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch,
pull out a nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Betty, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, ' Why are you throwing those nails away?'
Lynn explained, 'Half of them have the head on the wrong end , so I'm throwing them away.'
Betty thinks about this and goes ballistic, 'you moron! Those nails aren't defective!
They're for the other side of the house!'
Two older women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob-job."
The second woman responded, "Oh, that's nothing. I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"
"Whoa," replied the first woman. "I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"
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Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other,
"Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss
is standing up there in the shade of a tree?"
"I don't know," responded the other. "I'll go ask him."
The man climbed out of the hole and went to his boss.
"Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?"
"Intelligence," the boss said.
"What do you mean, intelligence'?"
The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this
tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can."
The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss'
hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree.
The boss said, "That's intelligence!"
The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?"
"He said we are down here because of intelligence."
"What's intelligence?" said the friend.
The ditch digger put his hand in front of his face and said,
"Take your shovel and hit my hand."
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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