THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Wow, another year and spring time is upon us..
or, if you are here in beautiful West Michigan,
you might think it was summer time. With temps in
the 70s and even a couple days that hit 80, its
certainly pleasant. No complaints here, 'sept I am
really missin my motorcycle right about now. Sigh,
well, its ok I got rid of it, with my health issues,
I couldn't ride much anyway. I did manage to take Turk
the dog aka Carlos the rat down to the river to feed
the ducks one afternoon. Didn't get to see them eat many
of the bagel crumbs I brought them since Turk seemed
determined to scare them all away with his barking.
But it was still fun. Not a lot I can do these days,
aside from take care of the dog and publish this silly
page. A lot of the great publishers of humor are gone
from the net now. Jills joke line, Jokenite, Curly David,
Over the edge, Lablaughs, and these days even an issue from the
Buffalo seems to be a rarity. (apparently that old
Buffalo must have gotten lost on the way home from the
doctor) I wonder sometimes why I keep plugging with the
Corner. But then I remember that it keeps me from leading
a useless existence and instead I have an almost useless
existence. It's a good enough reason, I think?
Oh well,
go figger.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
expensive divorce
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e001.html
after the surgery
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e002.html
the stimulus
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e003.html
the round up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e004.html
brownie
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e005.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Old men looking for women: how to pick up a lady
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1561.html
Huge umbrella condom for special use /Trust
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1562.html
Robin Williams On American Idol
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1563.html
A guy from Colorado goes to Texas to visit a friend and
do some hunting. During the first day of hunting they see an
illegal alien running through the brush. The Texan takes aim
with his rifle and shoots the illegal. The friend is aghast and
says to the Texan why on earth did you do that? The friend that
did the shooting says it's legal to hunt illegals in Texas.
So.....the next day the Colorado fellow is hunting by himself.
He stops his truck, gets out and takes a 6 pack of beer off the
seat and sets it on the roof of the pickup. Before he can put the
beer in his ice chest an illegal alien runs by and grabs the 6 pack
off his truck. The Colorado fellow grabs his rifle....takes aim
on the fleeing illegal and downs him with one shot. Momentarily
a Texas Wildlife Officer who had witnessed the shooting appears
on scene and begins writing out a citation the the surprised hunter.
The fellow says why are you writing me a citation.....isn't it legal
to hunt illegals in Texas? The Wildlife Officer says yes it
is but you can't bait them. '
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Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His
sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he
returned to the airport. After verifying his seat number with the
counter attendant, Brendan walked back to his relatives and stated
that he'd have to wait an additional three hours in the airport.
"How come?" his nephew asked.
"My plane has been grounded," Brendan explained.
"Grounded?" the little boy said. "I didn't know planes had parents."
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Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly
despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided
that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she
took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself
in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden
to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just
exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said,
'Your heart would be just below your left breast'.
Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital
with a gunshot wound to her knee
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Q: What's the best way to catch Dolly Parton in the woods?
A: Use a booby trap!
Q: Ever since I've been pregnant, I can't go to bed at night
without onion rings. Is this a normal craving?
A: Depends on what you're doing with them.
Judge to prostitute, 'So when did you realize you were raped?'
Prostitute, wiping away tears: 'When the check bounced.'
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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