THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
Euripedes
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THE COMICS
you tell me
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finally
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the new model
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thats what happens
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my former wife
http://thepostmanscorner.net/d005.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Mrs Brown's Misunderstanding - Mrs Brown's Boys - Series 2 Episode 5 - BBC One
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1544.html
Have You Ever Flashed Someone?
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1545.html
T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T
A business man got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,
"T-G-I-F"
He smiled at her and replied,
"S-H-I-T"
She looked puzzled and repeated,
"T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered,
"S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her
biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,
"T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again,
"S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered,
"S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'-- duuhhh.
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One day a man called the church office. He
said, "Can I speak to the head hog at the
trough?"
The secretary thought she heard what he said,
but said, "I'm sorry, who?"
The caller repeated, "Can I speak to the head
hog at the trough?"
She said, "Well, if you mean the preacher, then
you may refer to him as 'Pastor,' or 'Brother,'
but I prefer that you not refer to him as the
'head hog at the trough'!"
To this the man replied, "Well, I was planning
on giving $100,000 to the building fund...."
To this the secretary quickly responded, "Hang
on, I think the big fat pig just walked in!"
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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