Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count
in his hand were arguing about whether or
not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.
The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the
dealer's fault. And, when I get good cards,
the dealer obviously has nothing to do with it. So, why should I tip him?"
The dealer replied, "When you eat out, do you tip the waiter?"
"Yes, sure I do," responded the player.
"Well then, he serves you food, and I'm serving you cards.
So you see, you should tip me."
"Okay, I see your point," agreed the player. "But, the
waiter gives me what I ask for ... I'll take an eight."

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When Felix, the regional sales manager for a machine tools company,
got home from the office, his wife couldn't help noticing that his
tie was loose, his fly unzipped, his hair disheveled, he smelled
of perfume, and his collar was covered with lipstick.
"Rough day at the office" she commented.
"Not too bad," he said nonchalantly. "Had to break in a
new sales associate, but I think she'll work out."
"Does she take shorthand" asked his wife. "
No," blurted Felix, "but she gives it."
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Your Honor," she told the judge, "I want a divorce.
My husband has been cheating on me."
"That is a serious accusation," the judge said. "Do you
have any evidence to substantiate this claim of your husband's infidelity?"
"Yes, Your Honor. Just last night I was walking down
Broadway when I saw him go into a movie with another woman."
"Who was this other woman?" the judge asked.
"I don't know. I never saw her before." "Then why didn't you follow
them into the theatre and find out who she was. It may have been
just a harmless coincidence. You should have gone in after them."
"I would have," she explained, "but the fellow I was with had already seen the picture."

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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