THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Never sacrifice who you are just because someone
has a problem with it.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher
Life is already filled with those who want to bring you down
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
good morning dear
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e021.html
the vet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e022.html
no need for lubricant
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e023.html
the cosmetics lady
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e024.html
a meter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e025.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Rock Bottom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1571.html
Star Wars - Dragnet Cartoon Spoof -L.A. Dicks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1572.html
Johnny Cash - Ragged Old Flag
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1573.html
An analyst was listening to a voluptuous beauty with a
problem of her own. "It's liquor, doctor," she sobbed.
"I'm really a very nice girl, but just as soon as I've had
a drink or two, I become uncontrollably passionate and I want
to make love to whomever I happen to be with."
"I see," the analyst said thoughtfully.
"Well, suppose I just mix us up a couple of cocktails here and
then you and I can sit down, nice and relaxed, and discuss this compulsive neurosis of yours."
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Things Not to Say during Sex
* Hurry up, the game's about to start.
* You're so much like your sister . . .
* Your best friend does it much better.
* Stop moaning, you sound so stupid.
* Of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'll kill me!
* It's OK honey, I can just imagine that it's bigger.
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John and Mary had been high school sweethearts, but they never had sex.
"We'll have to wait until we are married," she told him. So he waits.
They are engaged three years, and finally the big day rolls around. On
their wedding night, Mary comes out of the bathroom, and says "I have
some bad news. I have my period, and I don't want our first time to be all nasty!"
John says, "You're kidding!"
Mary says, "We'll just have to wait a bit longer."
Mary goes to sleep, and wakes up at 3:00 am to get a drink. On her
way back to bed, she notices Johnny wide awake staring at the ceiling.
"There's no use John," she said, "You might as well go to sleep."
"I would, except it's so hard there's not enough skin left to close my eyes!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice dayFROM:
Martin aka the postman
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