THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Keep thy tongue from evil,
and thy lips from speaking guile.
~Psalms 34:13
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
OK, so how bout we do some question and
answers for this morning?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
fake
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c006.html
bitch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c007.html
four times
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c008.html
birth control
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c009.html
water wings
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Budweiser 'Lamb Streaker'
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1529.html
I'm Elmo and I Know It ORIGINAL
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1530.html
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few
more he needs to go to the can.
He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a
sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!".
After a few minutes he returns and there is another
sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
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There's this drunk standing out on the street corner,
and a cop passes by, and says, "What do you think you're doing?"
The drunk says, "I heard the world goes around every 24 hours
, and I'm waiting on my house. Won't be long now, there goes my neighbor."
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Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree.
After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the
air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After
recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and
fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a
couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.
Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear,"
she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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