THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Fate is for those too weak to determine their own destiny."
Kamran Hamid
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
our PRECISE location on the earth.
This is neat -I tried it !!!
Absolutely amazing………
Check on the link below.......
I was shocked to find my location on Earth so EASILY!!
It's was almost unbelievable. I was surprised to learn that
such technology exists.It uses your IP address and finds
the exact location of any Internet user in seconds.
It uses a sophisticated time based algorithm to do so.
Try it and find your PRECISE location on the earth,
Then watch your screen as the system briefly analyzes
your data...then displays your PRECISE location...
Your location will pop up in a new window in about 10 seconds or so.
Click on the link below......
http://www.darnay.com/iec/features/locator/index.html
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
bacon
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c016.html
fishin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c017.html
I don't care
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c018.html
doesn't matter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c019.html
every time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c020.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
alvin and the chipmunks-cops theme song
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1533.html
Best Police Take down Ever
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1534.html
We telemarketers know we're universally loathed. Still, some people
are quite pleasant on the phone.
One day I called a number and asked to speak with Mr. Morgan. The
woman who answered explained that he no longer lived at that address,
but she did have a number where he could be reached.
I thanked her, rang that number, and was greeted with, "Good morning,
Highland View Cemetery."
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An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent
medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you
expect to be ten years from now?"
"Well, let's see," replied the student. "It's Wednesday afternoon. I
guess I'll be on the golf course by now."
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A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was
usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong.
The boy replied that he was going fishing but his dad told him that
he needed to go to church.
The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy if his dad had
explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go
fishing,
To which the boy replied, "Yes he did. Dad said he didn't have enough
bait for both of us."
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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