THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Don't be pushed by your problems,
be inspired by your dreams.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well, it felt pretty good really. I had the satisfaction
of watching Turk the dog aka Carlos the rat get up out of the
chair and go in the other room.Yeah, this was a mother of all "wind."
if u know what I mean. Only problem with them kinda things? Us old guys
know about it. Its when your farts have a lump in em. Sorta takes the whole
idea of enjoyment out of it, you know? and man did this one have a lump. Anyways,
I tossed the whitey tidies in the maytag along with a few other whites and did
a load of laundry, and figured that nobody would know the difference. Ya,
right. First thing the war department said when she got home from work:
"Had yourself a nice lil accident today, did we"
Innocently I asked, "Why would you think that?"
"You haven't done a load of laundry in 20
years. Why would you start today?"
Damn woman. never could put
one over on her:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
no more
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she ain't dead
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c027.html
my sweater
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c028.html
new meds
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c029.html
lovers lane
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c030.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
where did they go
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1537.html
candid camera
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1538.html
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The bride was anything but a tidy housekeeper. But this didn't
bother her much until one evening when her husband called f
rom the hall, somewhat dismayed: "Honey, what happened to the
dust on this table? I had a phone number written on it."
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Because an increasing number of people are having heart attacks while
gambling, the big, high- class casinos are now equipped with
sophisticated defibrillators. They are computer controlled to deliver the exact
electric shock needed to revive a heart attack victim. That is,
if you're at a big, high-class casino.At the cheaper casinos downtown,
they just drag you across the carpet and touch your finger to the doorknob.
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A woman talks to a psychiatrist and says, "You've got to help me doctor,
my husband thinks he's a racehorse! He neighs, sleeps on straw, and even
eats grain!"
"No problem," says the doctor. "I can heal him, but it's going to be costly!"
"Oh, money isn't an issue," says the disgruntled wife.
"He's already won two races!
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An Iron Worker on the thirty-fifth floor goes to his foreman and
tells him that he has to go to the ground and take a leak.
The foreman goes off on him. There's No Way! It'll take you
30 minutes to walk down there, 10 minutes to pee and 45 minutes to climb back up here! That's
almost an hour and a half of wasted time.
What we can do is stick this plank out over the edge and
I'll stand on this end and you walk out and take a leak.
By the time it gets to the ground it will be almost vapor and nobody
will know. He says OK, and while he is out there taking care of
business the phone rings and the foreman goes over to answer it!
The next day there is an investigation into the death of this Iron Worker.
A man who was working on the 12th floor spoke up and said
"I think it had something to do with sex!"
Why is that asked the investigator?
"Well when he went by me he was holding his weenie and screaming 'Where did
that Co*ksu*ker go??
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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