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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
THE COMICS
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man and dog
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a little box
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c'mon Bob
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you didn't want the job
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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Cheating Boss Prank
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how they stay warm in Russia
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Head in the toilet prank - Just For Laughs
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A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of
golf when she suffered a bee sting. > Her pain was
so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked,
'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'
'I was stung by a bee,' she said.
'Where,' he asked.
'Between the first and second hole,' she replied.
He nodded knowingly and said, 'Your stance is too wide.'
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Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on
runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta Tower: " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta . We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 27L. -Allah is Great."
Pause....
Saudi Air: "ATLANTA TOWER - ATLANTA TOWER !"
Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511.."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR
THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE
RE ON A COLLISION COURSE . . . . . INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
Atlanta Tower: "Well bless your hearts.
And praise Jesus.
Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah "hey" for us."
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A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a
second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first
said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said,
"We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?"
The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.
The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00.
He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers.
The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.
The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.
The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."
The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation.
And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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