THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
The secret to success is to offend
the greatest number of people.
George Bernard Shaw
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF:
THE POSTMANS CORNER!
A federal watchdog agency says that overlapping
and duplicate programs waste billions of dollars
each year. Congress is taking this study so
seriously that they're ordering a second study to
look into it.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
pick up
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against the law
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Remember
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on top
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knock knock
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
well trained dog
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half
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Bob Hope Christmases with the troops
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The waitress was waiting about as patiently as
could be expected while the guy was slowly going
over the break- fast menu. Being a smart ass, he
said to the other guys in the booth, and loud
enough for her to overhear,
"I usually never return to a restaurant unless
one of the sausages I'm served with my eggs is a
match in size for my own."
The waitress gave him a disgusted look and
commented, "In that case, maybe you should be
looking at the children's menu."
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An impoverished old man applied for membership in
a rich church. The pastor attempted to put him
off with all kinds of evasive remarks.
The old man, becoming aware that he was not
wanted, finally said that he would pray on it.
Several days later he returned.
"Well," asked the pastor, "did the Lord give you a message?"
"Yes sir, he did," was the old man's answer. "He
told me it wasn't any use. He said, ëI've been
trying to get in that same church myself for ten
years, and I still can't make it
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Aboard an airline flight from Israel to America,
Grandma Esther was taking her very first flight.
They had only been aloft a few minutes when the
old lady complained to the stewardess that her
ears were popping.
The girl smiled and gave the older woman some
chewing gum, assuring her that many people
experienced the same discomfort.
When they landed in New York, Grandma thanked the
stew- ardess. "The chewing gum worked fine," she
said. "Now that we've arrived, would you tell me,
how do I get it out of my ears?"
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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