THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Rita Mae Brown
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
In political news this week:
When Joe Biden heard that the leader of the monkeys
died, he ran down the halls of the White house,
shouting, "I'm president now!"
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
eat and run
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d006.html
wife swapping
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d007.html
I hope u don't mind
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d008.html
man lickin pussy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d009.html
proud
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
That Was a Close Call
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1546.html
car crash compilation 2012 (12)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1547.html
For 30 years every day old Mitzi ate at Bitzi's restaurant. Mitzi
was an honored guest and had her own reserved table in the corner.
she was loved by everyone and was generous to all the servers and staff.
Bitzi, the owner, loved Mitzi too.
One day Mitzi didn't show up at his regular time.
Bitzi was worried a bit as she realized Old Mitzi was a widow and
lived alone. But then she got busy and forgot about Mitzi's absence.
The next day, no Mitzi.
Now Bitzi was worried. She phoned Mitzi's number and got no
answer. She called a few local hospitals and even called Mitzi's
daughter, to no avail. Bitzi couldn't sleep that night wondering
what had happened.Next day again no Mitzi!
Now Bitzi was really concerned. Just as she was about to call 911
she glanced out the window and saw Mitzi going into the deli across
the street!!
Bitzi took off out the door and raced across the street, almost
getting hit by a bus in her haste. She reached the deli just as
Mitzi was sitting down.
"Where have you been! I lost sleep and spent good money phoning
around about you and where do I find you? Here, at my competition's.
You know he's my worst enemy! Explain to me, Mitzi!"
"Settle down Bitzi, settle down. You'll have a heart attack. I'll
tell you what happened, okay?"
"Well...okay," replied Bitzi.
"I went to the dentist three days ago and had one of those root
canals. Oh, the pain! The dentist gave me some pills and said,
'Mitzi, for a few days eat on the other side.'...so I am!"
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The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled
down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop.
A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident,
helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck.
"Good lord, mister," he gasped, "are you drunk?"
"Of course," said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit.
"What the hell do you think I am -- a fucking stunt driver?"
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A Marine fell asleep on the beach. He woke up several hours later and
suffered a severe sunburn to his legs and was taken to the closest
hospital, which happened to be a U.S. Naval Hospital.
His skin had turned a bright red and was very painful and had started to blister.
Anything that touched his legs caused agony.
The lead on the medical staff at the naval hospital, that night,
was a Chief Corpsman, in the emergency room.
The Chief checked him out and then prescribed continued intravenous
feedings of water, electrolytes, a mild sedative, and Viagra.
Rather astounded, the 3rd class corpsman, who was with the Chief inquired,
"What good will Viagra do him in that condition?"
The Chief replied, "It'll keep the sheet off his legs,
and also prevent him from rolling over."
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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