[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Government of Wolves!
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
People make a big deal about the differences
between men and women. You've heard all that
about men are from mars, women are from venus,
right? Well forget all that crap. this pic sums
it all up in a nutshell.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

THE COMICS

my fantasy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c021.html

jeeze
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c022.html

morning after pill
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c023.html

gas prices
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c024.html

the law
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c025.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

wow
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1535.html

Japanese talent
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1536.html

While purchasing some condoms, the young man remarked
with a smile, "I'm giving my girl a birthday present tonight."
"Yes, sir," smiled the drug clerk.
Then he added, forcing a straight face, "Would you perhaps like these gift-wrapped?"
"That wouldn't make much sense," said the customer. "They ARE the gift wrapping."
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Pensioners sex guide

Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.

Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!

Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

Keep extra Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.

If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

Don't even think about trying it twice.
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A cop pulled over two drunks, and asked to the first,
"What's your name and address?"
"I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address."
The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question.
"I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy."
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Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

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