THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Those who know how to win are much more numerous
than those who know how to make proper use of their victories.
Polybius (205 BC - 118 BC)
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
My wife says the first thing that attracted her
to me when we first met was my humor. wonder what
she thinks after over thirty years?
We do hope you enjoy today's issuse!
Cordially
Matin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
how cute
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how do you feel?
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the new policy of the IRS
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wonder bra
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sex before marriage
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
sexy funny clip
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Girls On Bikes Fail Compilation 2011 || YDL
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Q. What does PMS stand for?
A. Penis Must Suffer.
Q. Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?
A. Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Q. What did the gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common?
A. They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it.
Q. What's the definition of "relative humidity?"
A. That's the sweat running down the crack of your butt as you're
banging your sister-in-law.
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A feisty 70 year-old woman had to call the electric company for a
repairman.
After a quick inspection, Al, the man from the power company
found the problem and handed her a $70 bill for labor.
"Labor charges! One hour?" she exclaimed. "It only took you five
minutes!"
Al explained that his company had a minimum one-hour charge on every
house call.
"Well, I want my remaining 55 minutes of labor," the lady responded, and
she handed him a rake.
Al spent the next 55 minutes in her yard bagging leaves.
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Tarzan leaves the jungle, comes to civilization, and applies for a job.
Interviewer: Name?
Tarzan: Me Tarzan
Interviewer: Married?
Tarzan: Wife Jane
Interviewer: Children?
Tarzan: Son Boy
Interviewer: Anything else to your name besides Tarzan?
Tarzan: Tarzan, King of the Jungle
Interviewer: Jane's Whole Name
Tarzan: Jane's Hole named Pussy
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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