THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
If you don't know where you are going,
you will probably end up somewhere else.
Laurence J. Peter
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
An old cowboy was riding his trusty horse followed by his faithful dog
along an unfamiliar road. The man was enjoying the new scenery, when he
suddenly remembered dying, and realized that the dog beside him had been dead for years, as had his horse.
Confused, he wondered what was happening, and where the trail was leading them.
After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall that looked like fine marble.
At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch topped by a
golden letter "H" that glowed in the sunlight.Standing before it, he saw a
magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street
that led to the gate looked like gold.He rode toward the gate, and as he got
closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. Parched and tired out by his journey,
he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we?''This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered.
'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked.
'Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up.'
As the gate began to open, the cowboy asked, 'Can I bring my partners, too?'
'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.'The cowboy thought for a moment, then
turned back to the road and continued riding, his dog trotting by his side.
After another long ride, at the top of another hill, he came to a dirt road leading
through a ranch gate that looked as if it had never been closed. As he approached the
gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.
'Excuse me,' he called to the man. 'Do you have any water?'
'Sure, there's a pump right over there. Help yourself.'
'How about my friends here?' the traveler gestured to the dog and his horse.
'Of course! They look thirsty, too,' said the man.
The trio went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump
with buckets beside it. The traveler filled a cup and the buckets with wonderfully
cool water and took a long drink, as did his horse and dog.When they were full,
he walked back to the man who was still standing by the tree. 'What do you call this place?' the traveler asked.
'This is Heaven,' he answered.
'That's confusing,' the traveler said. 'The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.'
'Oh, you mean the place with the glitzy, gold street and fake pearly gates? That's hell.'
'Doesn't it make you angry when they use your name like that?'
'Not at all. Actually, we're happy they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.'
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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DON'T FORGET DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME STARTS AT 2am THIS SUNDAY!
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THE COMICS
mans downfall
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c031.html
who's boss
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c032.html
the rules
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c033.html
unorthodox
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c034.html
in the waiting room
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c035.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
I suppose thats one pilot who is gonna report to the general
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1539.html
the hammer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1540.html
A traveling salesman on business in West Virginia met a young
lady in a bar, and invited her to his room. As she was disrobing,
he said, "Say, how old are you?" "Thirteen." she said.
"Thirteen?! My God! You're a child! Put your clothes back on right
now and get out of here!"On her way out the door, the confused nymphet
paused, turned to him, and said, "You're superstitious, right?"
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Tony met a young woman in a bar. She accepted his invitation to go back
to his apartment with him. After a few drinks and some soft music, he
suggested they retire to the bedroom, and the girl agreed.
Soon they were going at it hot and heavy, when all of a sudden, Tony
stopped dead, looked at her and said, "Hey, you don't have herpes, do you?"
"No," she replied, "what would make you ask such a thing?"
"That's a relief," said Tony. "The last girl didn't tell me till it was too late!"
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Q. What does PMS stand for?
A. Penis Must Suffer.
Q. Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?
A. Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Q. What did the gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common?
A. They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it.
Q. What's the definition of "relative humidity?"
A. That's the sweat running down the crack of your butt as you're
banging your sister-in-law.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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