THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The U.S. national debt on Jan. 1, 1791, was just $75 million dollars.
Today, the U.S. national debt rises by that amount about once an hour
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Let me give a shout out to my friend PETE B. who said:
the whole Stimulus Package was a political Gold Mine,
The Politicians got the Gold and the Tax Payers got the Shaft
Well, P.B., that pretty much sums it up. P.B. you r a cool
dude.
And for those who wrote in voicing conerns on my health,
not to worry, the war department got to the bottom of it cuz
I was somehow missing one of my prescriptions. she does not
let much slip by her. I take way too much of them and cannot
keep track, I ran out of one and didn't refill it.
(by now I should own shares of Wahlgreen's. )
If you are military or a cop type, you may want to take a look at vid1508.
pretty awesome. Kind of takes the phrase, "Aw, it's just a .22", to a whole new level.
Just a little .22 cal target practice for home defense.
(In case you****were not able to count the
shots, the magazine holds 275 rounds and empties****in about 10- 12 seconds).
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
books
http://thepostmanscorner.net/a036.html
stand up and fight
http://thepostmanscorner.net/a037.html
hole of plezure
http://thepostmanscorner.net/a038.html
jerks
http://thepostmanscorner.net/a039.html
I don't know
http://thepostmanscorner.net/a040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
wrestling
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1506.html
the new speaker
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1507.html
awesome firepower
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1508.html
A Redneck walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.
He puts the alligator up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside.
Then the gator will close his
Mouth for one minute.
"Then he'll open his mouth
And I'll remove my unit unscathed.
In return for witnessing this
Spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar,
Dropped his trousers,
And placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.
The gator closed his mouth
As the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of the head.
The gator opened his mouth
And the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered,
And the first of his free
Drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A Blonde woman timidly
Spoke up..........
"I'll try it -
Just don't hit me so hard
With the beer bottle!"
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Two girls die and go to heaven
SYLVIA:
Hi! Wanda.
WANDA:
Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
SYLVIA:
I froze to death.
WANDA:
How horrible!
SYLVIA:
It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,
and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
WANDA:
I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected that my husband was cheating,
so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself
in the den watching TV.
SYLVIA:
So, what happened?
WANDA:
I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running
all over the house looking. I ran up into
the attic and searched, and down into the
basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up
until I had looked everywhere, and finally
I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died.
SYLVIA:
Too bad you didn't look in the freezer
---we'd both still be alive.
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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