THE POSTMANS CORNER!
Nothing has more strength than dire necessity.
Euripides
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The snowblower and the snowmobile
salesmen have been crying this year in
West Michigan. As well, I am sure that
the shoe stores are sad as well. Noting
the lack of sales for boots and winter stuff.
All of these folks are meditating over one glaring
thing, THERE AIN"T NO SNOW HERE AN THERE'S SPOSTA BE!!!
How is this hurting the economy? We do not often
think about how the weather affects our economy. And depending
on whether they are under contract or not, the snow plowers
are probably not very happy. All of these folks are hurting.
I know. And DTE Energy is probably thinking that they are
going broke. The mild weather has cut heat bills in a
huge sort of way. Everyone is complaining. Except
for four people. The war department finds smooth
sailing on the way to work every morning. My
two adult snow blowers, because they do not
have to shovel the walk, and my self. The
heat bill is more than a hudred a month
LESS this year compared to last.!!!
GO FIGGER
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
accident
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a021.html
talking
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a022.html
addict
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a023.html
the boss
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a024.html
complaining
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a025.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Wife After Wedding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1491.html
FAT PEOPLE FALLING
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1492.html
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in
this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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My dear friend, a divorcee, never remarried, and her
Daughter wanted to know why.
"The men I know would bring too much heavy baggage to
The marriage and I simply don't want to put up with it,"
She explained.
Taking her mother's hand in hers, my friend's daughter
Said sweetly," I hate to break the news to you, Mom,
But you're not exactly carry-on yourself."
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The lady had a Chihuahua in very good condition, and
participated in every dog show she found, but always
only came second.
One day she asked a referee why she always came second,
and never first, on which the referee said the hair
between the little dog's toes counted against it. If
she shaved the hair their as well as the rest of the
dog was shaved, she'd definitely won. She wanted to
know how she could shave the hair between the dogs'
toes, and he told her to use "Nair in the hard-to-reach places.
So off she went to her pharmacist. She asked for "Nair",
and asked the pharmacist how she was supposed to use it.
He said to put it on her legs, not to wear pantyhose for
about 10 minutes, and then to wash it of, and the hair will be gone.
She replied that it is not for legs, but for her Chihuahua.
To that he said:" Well, then you must not ride your bicycle
for about 10 minutes."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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