THE POSTMANS CORNER!
You cannot get the water to clear up
until you get the pigs out of the creek.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
A nice little break in the action and here
I am, back into it again. See, you just can't
get rid of me:)
The war department came home
from work this morning about 10 am, with the
worst case of the flu I have ever seen. I
cannot even remember the last time she has called in
or missed any work. I cannot even remember the
last time she had flu. I fed her 7 UP, and a little
applesauce, and a bit of dry white toast thru
the day and finally this evening she lifted her
head up off the couch. Apparently she must be
a little better, after she slept all day on
the couch, she managed to wander up stairs
at bed time to sleep in bed. If your child has
flu symptoms this winter, remember to feed him
white...applesauce and seven up are your best
choices. if they keep that down, then try a little
dry white bread or a bit of boiled potatoes.
Its what the doctor ordered.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
then and now
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z041.html
duck tape
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z042.html
cheatin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z043.html
calling in sick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z044.html
concrete
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z045.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Monty Python - Spam
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1469.html
trouble at the wedding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1468.html
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began
to flail about and make motions as if he would
like to speak.
The priest, keeping watch at the side of his bed
leaned quietly over and asked, "Do you have
something you would like to say?"
The man nodded to the affirmative, and the priest
handed him a pad and pen. "I know you can't
speak, but use this to write a note and I will give
it to your wife. She's waiting just outside."
Gathering his last bit of strength, the man took
hem and scrawled his message upon the pad
which he stuffed into the priest's hands.
Then, moments later, the man died. After administering
the last rites, the priest left to break the sad news to
the wife. After consoling her a bit, the priest handed
her the note. "Here were his last words. Just before
passing on, he wrote this message to you."
The wife tearfully opened the note which read:
"GET OFF MY *!#%*!!**$%^! OXYGEN TUBE, YOU MORON!!"
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A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man
walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "Do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck.
My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be
taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't
want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take
them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were
ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car, carefully
strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of
San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde
walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blond.
"What the hell are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, "But we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World."
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The husband was watching late nite TV, and his wife had gone to bed.
A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs
back to see what was wrong with his wife…
He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
His wife yells, "That guy just screwed me twice!"
He says, "Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you Once?"
She answered, "Because I thought it was you -- until he started the Second time."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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