THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Don't let aging get you down . . .
It's too hard to get back
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
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THE COMICS
cookies
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I hope you don't mind
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redneck
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bless me father
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in the life boat
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Dakuwaqa's Garden - Underwater footage from Fiji & Tonga
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Wrong Side Prank
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A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died,
because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to
work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me a hand to start the car.
I told her to get into our second car, a prehistoric oversized gas guzzler,
and use it to push my car fast enough to start it. I pointed out to her that
because the VW had an automatic transmission, it needed to be pushed at least 30mph for it to start.
She said "fine," hopped into her car and drove off.
I sat there fuming wondering what she could be doing. A minute passed by and then
I saw her in the rear-view mirror coming at me at about 40 mph. Suddenly
I realized that I should have been a bit clearer with my directions....
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After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"
"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".
Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.."
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Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on:
*The first surgeon says:*
"I like to see *accountants* on my operating table, because when you
open them up, everything inside is numbered."
*The second responds: *
"Yeah, but you should try *electricians*!
Everything inside them is color coded."
*The third surgeon says:*
"No, I really think *librarians* are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
*The fourth surgeon chimes in:*
"You know, I like *construction workers*…those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left over."
*But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:*
"You're all wrong. *Politicians* are the easiest to operate on.
There are no guts; no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the
head and the ass are interchangeable."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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