THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
If my mind can conceive it,
and my heart can believe it,
I know I can achieve it."
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Did I ever mention to you that the
War Department is somewhat technologically
challenged?
TRUST ME! ....s'truth !!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
penguins
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z046.html
sugar daddys
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z047.html
fly balls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z048.html
daddy is home
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z049.html
gas
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z050.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Mexican firing squad
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1470.html
dog and cat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1471.html
A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and
came upon a young boy who was masturbating. "My son, you shouldn't
be doing that," said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."
The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said, "Yes, Father."
About 10 years later, the priest was in his study when a young man
in his early twenties came in. "Yes, my son?" said the priest.
"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me
masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then."
"And what was that, my son?"
"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be
saving it for when I get married," said the young man.
"That sounds like something I probably would have said,"
said the priest. "Did you take my advice?"
"Yes I did, Father, but there's only one problem."
"What's that, my son?"
"Well, I have a 55-gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup truck.
Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"
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Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench complaining about their
husbands. "My husband's losing his mind," one lady said. "Last week
he went out and spent $400 for a waterbed."
"That sounds exciting," the other lady said.
"Exciting, hell," the first old lady said. "The way my husband's
thing has been reacting the last few years, that waterbed might as
well be the Dead Sea."
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A parent decreed one Christmas that she was no longer going to remind
her children of their thank-you note duties. As a result their
grandmother never received acknowledgments of the generous checks she
had given. The next year things were different, however.
"The children came over in person to thank me," the grandparent told
a friend triumphantly.
"How wonderful!" the friend exclaimed. "What do you think caused the
change in behavior?"
"Oh, that's easy," the grandmother replied. "This year I didn't sign
the checks."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a Nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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