[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

What lies behind us and what lies before us are
tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
OK, I confess, I'll give in.
I got All'timers disease. Has to
be. Man. I am in bad shape. I am
lost. Have been for a while. I mean,
this is February. and no snow on the
ground. Temperatures are so mild, you
walk outside inh shirtsleeves in the
afternoon. This CAN'T be West Michigan!
Not with this kind of weather. So, I'm lost!
I dunno where I am anymore.
All'timers!
GO FIGGER!!!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
CORDIALLY
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

diaper service
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garage sale
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yeast infection
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swimming
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problems in aeronomics
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

babies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1472.html

Rocky the flying squirrel
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1473.html

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an
exclusive jewelry store.
"Listen," said the shoplifter,
"I know you don't want any trouble either.
What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.
The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I
intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"
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A family was on its way to the hospital where their 16-year-old
daughter was scheduled to undergo a Tonsillectomy. During the ride,
the teenager and her parents talked about how the procedure would be
performed.
"Dad," the teenager asked, "How are they going to keep my mouth open
during the surgery?"
Without hesitation, he said, "They're going to give you a phone.
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A man picked up the phone and dialed. When a voice answered, he
asked, "Mother, how are you?"
"Fine."
"Sorry, I have the wrong number."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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