THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older,
it starts avoiding you.
-- Old Farmer's Almanac
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So.how was the STUPID BOWL?? You know I
am not a big sports fan. Closest thing I
come to liking sports is maybe Nascar. And
lest u think I am a total ignorant, I do play
a game of chess now and then. Otherwise, I have
never had any interest in amything like football & such.
Basketball, hockey, nahh, I can leave it at the curb.
I expect I never will care for it. But u know,
S' allright tho, I turned the tube on after
supper and promply fell asleep in the chair,
leaving the war department to the remote.
You know, we bought a new flat screen
lcd last week. Put that out in the
living room. Not a real big one
tho, 32incher does it for me.
Our living room is only like
12x12. Put the old 25er on
my desk so its like
right in my face now.
Oh ya, Guess I don't
"turn the tube on"
no more, I got
a LCD.
GO FIGGER
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the movie
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1478.html
doggie and kittie
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1479.html
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THE COMICS
kisses and quickees
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a001.html
our addition
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a002.html
tupperware
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a003.html
attention
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a004.html
pain
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a005.html
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A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson
in logic.
"Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing
up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing.
He loses his balance, falls in, and begins
splashing and yelling for help.
His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim,
and runs down to the bank.
Why do you think she ran to the bank?"
A girl raised her hand and asked,
"To draw out all his savings?
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Two men were finishing their work day and one said,
"I hate to go home !
Every night I eat the same tasteless food, wash the dishes,
walk the dog, and then go to bed."
His co-worker asked, "Why don't you find a nice girl and get
married ?"
As the first man slammed his briefcase shut he replied,
"I AM married."
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A man walks into a Pharmacy and says to the beautiful female teller,
"Umm... err, I've never purchased condoms before, and I don't know what size to buy."
"That's okay. You can test your size on the fence out in back."
So the man walks out back and he sees three holes. Just as he prepares to stick his
penis in the first hole, the beautiful teller sneaks over to the other side of the fence.
The man sticks his penis through the first hole where it is gently caressed by the teller.
Then he pulls it it out and sticks it through the second hole where the teller begins to
suck his penis and give him a blow job. Then, finally, he pulls it out and sticks it in
the third hole. The teller takes her vagina, wraps it around his penis, and begins to hump it.
She quickly pulls up her pants and scurries back inside where the man is beginning to stumble back in.
She starts to giggle and says, "Have you decided on the appropriate size?"
"Screw the condoms! Just give me 3 yards of that fence
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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