THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
A night watchman is a man who earns
his living without doing a day's work.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
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THE COMICS
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tatoo
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for better or worse
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don't worry
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Pitbull VS Kitten (Real Love Real Fights)
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Fun with Google - Feeling lucky?
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Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're
joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite
conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"
"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year,
rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.
"Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... The history, the beer, the culture..."
"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer,
that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.
"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
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An older man strode in to his doctor's office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to
tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith."
"Oh, he did, did he"? the doctor shot back. "And since when does a druggist second guess a doctor's orders"?
The old man says, "Since he found out I've been on birth control pills since December."
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A man went on a ski trip and was knocked unconscious by the chair lift. He called
his insurance company from the hospital, but it refused to cover his injury.
"Why is the injury not covered?" he asked.
"You got hit in the head by a chair lift," the insurance rep said.
"That makes you an idiot and we consider that a pre-existing condition."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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