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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Don't stand in someone else's shadow when it's
your sunlight that should lead the way.

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

A few words to live by this morning

Don't throw a brick straight up.
Don't take long naps while driving.
Walk around toxic waste dumps, not through them.
Your body has the correct number of holes in it. Don't make any more.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE TRUTH ABOUT WONDERLAND

THE COMICS

doggie restaurant
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z056.html

won't take long
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toys
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whipped cream
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the sequel
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z060.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

a magic frog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1474.html

a beer oddessy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1475.html

 

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan , was being
interviewed by a liberal journalist, an animal rights activist.  The
discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, ' What
do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you
shoot him? Is it, ' Are you my friend? ' or is it ' Are you the one
who killed my brother?
Nugent replied, 'Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All
they care about is, what am I going to eat next, who am I going to
screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much
like the Democrats in Congress.'

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Debi and Jeni meet for lunch and Jeni is very, very noticeably upset.
"What's wrong Jeni," asks Debi.
"My doctor just called me and tells me I am pregnant. I can't be
pregnant! I've never been married, I don't have any boyfriends, I've
never even been  ear a man except.... OHHH wait...
That damn lifeguard told me it was a new form of artificial respiration."
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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I
thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

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