The Postman's Corner!
Joy is the simplest form of gratitude.
Karl Barth
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well the weather turned a little cool this weekend
here in beautiful West Michigan. But the GOP is
turning up the heat with their nomination for the
state in the presidential race. And its making life
a little hectic here in Michigan. Well if things are
hectic in your life, don't you worry. Settle right
back and we'll have the postman lay some humor on
you to enjoy
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
epidemic
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turned off
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one thing is certain
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testing
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facebook police
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The Government Can- Tim Hawkins (Insanitized DVD)
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no frills airline
Carol Burnett Show- No Frills Airline
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Breakfast was a very late affair that day and the husband and wife
were fragile indeed, badly hung over from a particularly wild party
the night before.
Bleary-eyed, with two trembling hands holding his very black coffee,
our hero said to his wife, "Was it you I had sex with in the garden
last night?"
She struggled to bring him into focus. "About what time?" she replied.
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Q. What's the definition of a virgin hillbilly?
A. A 12 year old girl who can run faster than her brothers!
Q. Did you hear about England's new zoo?
A. They put a fence around France.
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"I always worry when you leave for a weekend with the guys," sobbed
the pretty young wife. "Don't worry about me, babe," he soothed her.
"I'll be back before you know it."
"I know," she sighed. "That's what worries me."
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A lady and her husband have been arguing back And forth for some
time. She makes an appointment To see her doctor and tells him, "My
husband Has been complaining that my pussy has an odor, But I bent
over and took a whiff, and I don't Smell anything."
The doctor examines her, and then says, "Ma'am, you need an operation."
She says, "On my pussy?"
He says, "No, on your NOSE!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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