THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
"Love is the condition in which the happiness of a
nother person is essential to your own."
Robert Heinlein
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
Today, is that special day when we share our
feelings with our "significant other". Some folks
need some special occasion to be able to share what is
in their hearts. For the war department and me, we have
found that it is not a day of romance like today, that makes
it special, but a comittment to each other that is life long, and
continues to grow over the course of the relationship. Each year, for
her and me, it continues. But the unique thing is that it becomes deeper
and deeper as the years go by. Until some how, we have each
discovered that it is impossible to function thru
life without the other. And that my friend,
does not happen just on a day.
TRUST ME s' truth.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
martin aka the postman
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in the catalogue
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misguided love
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cupid
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be my valentine
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The Gentlemen's Rant: Valentine's Day
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Cute Cartoon for Valentine's Day
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BUGS BUNNY'S CUPID CAPERS (1979) PT3 OF 3
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Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his
wife anything for Valentine's Day. 'Yes,' came the answer from
Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'
Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum c
leaner will work better now.'
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Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise
his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London.
The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'
Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave "To my one and only love".'
The jeweller smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'
Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical.
This way, if we break up, I can use it again.'
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Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places!
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.
Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
A: No, but they had an Apple.
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand? Valentine Joke
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date.
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Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine's day, he couldn't help
noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking "Love" stamps
on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle
of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes.
By now Mike's curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was
sending all those cards. The man replied, "I'm sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asked Mike.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replied.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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