THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Politicians are the same all over.
They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
One night, at 11:30 PM, an older African American woman was standing on
the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rain storm. Her
car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided
to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her - generally unheard
of in those conflict-filled 1960s. The man took her to safety, helped her get
assistance and put her into a taxi cab. She seemed to be in a big hurry!
She wrote down his address, thanked him and drove away.
Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant
console color TV was delivered to his home. A special note was attached. It read:
"Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched
not only my clothes but my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able
to make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away. God bless
you for helping me and unselfishly serving others."
Lessons:
Offer help to anyone who needs it
Thank others for helping you.
If you help someone. Someone will help you.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a disease of older men
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a011.html
Somewhere in Iraq
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a012.html
the truth of Robin Hood
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a013.html
housecalls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a014.html
new pace maker
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a015.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Doritos - Man's Best Friend Super Bowl Commercial 2012
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1486.html
Mall Metal Detector
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1485.html
E-Trade - Best Man Super Bowl Commercial 2012
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1487.html
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.
"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first?
Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"
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Three aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower:
Mongrel, Coot and Bluey.
As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away,
Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.
Mongrel says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer.
Bluey says, 'Where'd you get the grog, Mongrel?'
'Coot's wife gave it to me,' Mongrel replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?'
'Well, not exactly', Mongrel says.
'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Coot's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'
Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are.'
Aussies are good at that sensitive stuff!
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A wife comes home late one night, arriving early from being out of town and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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