THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
For every two minutes of glamour,
there are eight hours of hard work
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
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THE COMICS
how sweet
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sharing
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silicone
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your're on honey!
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and then they complain
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
very funny TROJAN commercial - Protect Yourself
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trojan
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A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man
wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp.
Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her direction,
requiring her to deflect it.
Eventually, she had enough, and pulled the Emergency Cord.
The Muslim looked at her and said, "You'll get fined $250
for doing that, you stupid Catholic bitch."
She laughed and said, "When I cry out rape and they smell your
fingers, you'll get 10 years, you towel headed Camel-fucker."
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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up And dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
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A 17-year-old girl came home with five job applications. She
carefully filled them out, and later asked her mother to look them
over.
All the answers were clear and concise and she noticed that on all
five applications, under "Previous Employment", she had listed
"Baby-sitting".
But then she read, under "Reason for Leaving" her daughter had
answered, "Parents came home."
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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