THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD AFTERNOON POSTMAN FANS!
I was reading an article in the local news. There's this small
body shop, a dozen employees. So, given what the president has to
say about small business, its completely off his radar. Anyways,
it needs more space and in the small town where it is located, the
owner of the body shop wanted to buy the abandoned house next door,
tear it down, etc. Its been sitting empty for the last four years. Problem is,
2 of the city council members live within 2 blocks and they are blocking
the changes because they are worried how its going to affect property
values. Can I get a "Duhh" here? This won't make nat'l headlines even tho
expansion of every business in this economy is important news. And what
is up with those councilmen? they do not seem to realize how it can
increase their tax base for the city. What I'm thinking about, what was it, 5 or 6
million that the Obama stimulus gave to a certain energy company, and
then it went out of business? Maybe we shudda used the millions to buy
up a few more foreclosures instead. Maybe at least we woulda had a few
more body shops in the US. I'd say we need to re evaluate the way we
see business on a global and a grass roots level
Whats wrong with our economy
GO FIGGER
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
PS
Sorry this is late today.
Not feeling so good.
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THE COMICS
other two wishes
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cracking down
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really exciting
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a twin
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pay me first
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Free Fly Skydiving - Bad Ass
will give you goose bumps
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ouch that hurts
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At the typical Christmas dinner, Mom is always yelling, "Get out of
my kitchen!"
The grown kids are always yelling at their tiny offspring, "Stop
running! You'll break Grandma's furniture!"
Dad is always yelling, "Get out of the way! I can't see the TV set!"
The little ones are yelling, "It's my toy! Let me play with it!"
This is why this is known as the Holler Day Season.
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After I prosecuted a man for killing a bird out of season with his
slingshot, the court clerk suggested setting up a date for him to
return with both the money for the fine and proof of community
service. "That way," she said innocently, "you can kill two birds with one stone."
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A snooty matron caught the supermarket stock boy at an unguarded
moment. "Young man," she demanded icily, "Don't you know it's bad
matters to scratch your balls before others?"
He stammered around for a few minutes, then ask in bewilderment,
"What am I supposed to do...offer to scratch yours first?"
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The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I
have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in
this household instead of two."
Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his
eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she
said, "I'm glad that you feel this way about it! Tomorrow morning,
my mother moves in with us."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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