THE POSTMANS CORNER!
It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use,
from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
Thomas Aquinas
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
IMO there is really about only one good thing
about the superbowl, and that is the commercials!
So By popular request, I have included a few such commercials
from the superbowl in today's issue! I am sure you will enjoy
them! I know I did. Oh and by the way, that commercial that is taking
heat over that Pete Hoekstra ran during the superbowl? We've had a liberal
in the senate seat here in Michigan and Pete is running against her. In case
you were wondering about that. All the nicey nicey folks are crying
"foul" over it because it is supposedly "racey". But you know what?
its the truth and I'm glad someone has the balls to say it.
WAY TO GO PETE!
TRUST ME s' truth
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1484.html
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
in love at the beach
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a006.html
nothing to worry about
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a007.html
that would make life simpler
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a008.html
how birthdays have changed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a009.html
the difference between 20 and 50 years
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Superbowl commercials
Chevy vs Ford
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1480.html
The 25 Best Super Bowl Commercials of All Time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1481.html
Flash Fans: 2012 Budweiser Official Big Game Commercial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1482.html
Clint Eastwood Super Bowl Commercial 2012 Chrysler It's Halftime in America
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1483.html
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The sex between the wife and me had been a bit unsatisfying of late, so
she told me, "Go to the pharmacy and get some of those pills that will
help you to get an erection."You can't imagine her reaction when I got
back from the drug store and tossed her the diet pills!
Damn......almost got me killed...!
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SPECIAL POEM FOR OLDER FOLKS
A row of bottles on my shelf
Caused me to analyze myself.
One yellow pill I have to pop
Goes to my heart so it won't stop.
A little white one that I take
Goes to my hands so they won't shake.
The blue ones that I use a lot
Tell me I'm happy when I'm not.
The purple pill goes to my brain
And tells me that I have no pain.
The capsules tell me not to wheeze
Or cough or choke or even sneeze..
The red ones, smallest of them all
Go to my blood so I won't fall.
The orange ones, very big and bright
Prevent my leg cramps in the night.
Such an array of brilliant pills
Helping to cure all kinds of ills.
But what I'd really like to know...........
Is what tells each one where to go!
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Bubba and Clem found three hand grenades and they
decided that they better take them to the police station.
"What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Clem.
"Don't worry about it," says Bubba. "We'll just
lie and tell them we only found two."
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Q: Did You Hear About The Gay Who Flew To London?
A: He Was Heartbroken When He Found Out Big Ben Was A Clock.
Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea?
A: It gets wet.
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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