THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
Let yourself see and participate, know and feel, listen and understand.
Let yourself live the brilliant richness that shines through even
the smallest details of this very time and place.
Let go of the worries, the fears, the grievances, insecurities and
inhibitions. Simply and lovingly live the beauty of this day.
Without judgment as to whether it is difficult or easy, popular or unpopular,
do what you know is right, and what you feel is right for you. Let yourself
be curious, in awe, inspired and in love with the ineffable reality of existence.
Live authentically as the unique person you really, truly are. Allow the
fulfillment that naturally comes when you let all you do come from the best of who you are.
Let yourself be joyful, and generous with your joy, just because you can, and
just because it feels so good. Right now, let yourself live in the best,
most positive way you can imagine.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Bigfoot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a031.html
in the bathroom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a032.html
an old lady
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a033.html
the great dildono
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a034.html
oh Tom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a035.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
cheech and chong
Cheech & Chong High Up in Smoke
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1495.html
Whitney Houston I Will Always Love You(the Body guard)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1496.html
Carlson School of Management Flash Mob, Deck the Halls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1497.html
Holland's got Talent 2010 - Megan (HQ)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1498.html
A man goes into the doctors feeling a little ill
The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news,
you have "Yellow 24", a really nasty virus.
It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live.
There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth.'
So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.
Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before.
They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins £35.
Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320
Then he gets the full house and wins £1000.
Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too getting £380,000.
The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says,
'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners,
a line, the full-house and the national game on the same card.
You must be the luckiest man on Earth!'
'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24.'
'Fuck me,' says the bingo caller. 'You've won the meat raffle as well!!
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It was the first night for a newly wed couple.
The bride was still a virgin because she is afraid of dicks,
Especially large ones and she's heard all about black men and
How well hung they are.
To make his white bride feel at ease, the groom said to the her, "OK,
I am going to go outside and slowly show you my dick through the door.
Stay calm, there is nothing to be afraid."
So he walked out, leaving the door slightly ajar and then stuck a
Little bit of his dick through the gap and asked, "Does that scare You?"
She chuckled a little and said, "Nope!"
He then pushed a little more through the gap and again he asked,
"Does that scare you?"
"Nope," she replied.
He pushed some more through the gap and asked, "Does that scare you?"
"Nope," she said laughing.
He then said, "All right, you seem to be okay with it. I am coming up
The stairs now!"
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"This hotel stinks!" a guest complained when he showed up at the front
desk to check out.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"I got no sleep. Every 15 minutes this loud banging sound woke me up!"
I apologized for the noise and checked him out. A few minutes later, a
couple showed up. Again, I made the mistake of asking how their stay
was."Terrible!" they said. "The guy in the next room was snoring so
loudly that we had to bang on the wall every 15 minutes to wake him
up!"
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A man went on a ski trip and was knocked unconscious by the chair
lift. He called his insurance company from the hospital, but it
refused to cover his injury.
"Why is the injury not covered?" he asked.
"You got hit in the head by a chair lift," the insurance rep said.
"That makes you an idiot and we consider that a pre-existing
condition."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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