The Postman's Corner!
I can think of nothing less pleasurable
than a life devoted to pleasure.
John D. Rockefeller
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
THE PARTICULARS OF LIVING
I find it particularly sad when I hear of folks
that are particularly talented and they pass away
because of drug over dose. Apparently their life has
no particularly great purpose, (in their own mind,at least,
or they would not be wasting it on such particular stupidity.) The death on Saturday
of Whitney Houston, and some days back of Amy Winehouse, makes you
want to pause and ask why these folks were not particularly happy
with their world, because for some particular reason, they
felt it was necessary to change it. Its not a new thing.
Jimmy Hendryx, Janis Joplin and many others fell to a
similar trap which let their life end for no parti-
cular reason. When it comes to your own life,
latch on to some purpose for it and go for it
as if there is no other particular reason to
live on the face of this earth.
And if you did not particuarly
understand what I was saying
here, all I can say is
GO FIGGER!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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botox
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the side effects
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Funny PETA Ad- Meat Causes Impotence
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be careful at the toll booth
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1. Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where
You're at work in your Underwear during a fire drill.
2. Always take time to stop and smell the roses and
Sooner or later, You'll inhale a bee.
3. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, For I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me
The Fuck Alone.
4. If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone.
Just take another Road. That's why the highway
Department made so many of them.
5. If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek.
Nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.
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Reverend Evans died and went to heaven. Strolling through
the Clouds on his first day, he went hours without seeing another
soul. At The end of the day he found only three other men. They didn't
seem to Be too happy. One explained that his afterlife was dull. He read
all Day, napped, and once in a while he exercised. Puzzled, the reverend
Asked Saint Peter if a scouting trip to hell was possible?
Saint Peter Waved an okay.
The reverend found himself in a fiery region, but as he walked on, He
heard music coming from the distance. He walked faster, almost breaking
Into a run, and soon arrived at a strange scene. He seemed to be in some
kind of restaurant. People sat at the tables drinking and being
Merry on the huge dance floor, thousands, perhaps millions, of people Danced
to a rock-an-roll ensemble with twenty guitarists, a dozen men at
Synthesizers, and drummers too numerous to count.
Now even more puzzled, the reverend asked to be returned to heaven.
He asked Saint Peter, "How come Hell is dancing and music, and up here Things are so quiet?"
Saint Peter answered, "Do you think we'd hire a band for just three Or four people?"
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A man is at the dentist's for a check-up.
As the dentist leans over, he asks, "So I see you had oral sex
This morning?"
"How did you know?" asks the man, embarrassed but also amazed At his dentist's perception.
"Was it the smell on my breath?"
"No," says the dentist.
"Well, did you see a pubic hair caught in my teeth?" asks the man.
"No," says the dentist.
"Well, what then? How did you know?" asks the man, losing Patience.
The dentist says, "There's a little bit of shit on the end of your nose."
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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