There are two great days in a person's life -
the day we are born and the day we discover why.
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
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MEMES N TOONS
sage advice
give me a dirty look
hey Simba
Mexico should stop
politically correct
all men are the same
fragile
nasty
you follow her
caught her cheating
in your bra
forgot you didn't have to
take the penalty
after your car
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JOKES
went to the movies
strolling home one Saturday morning
playing golf with their wives
two lawyers after dinner
you may not understand this one if you are not from Michigan
a plane on its way to Montreal
she went to New York
driving down a country road one cold winter day
the Lord spoke to the professor
the policeman and the little girl
she fell from the 17th floor
A young boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog.
He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases.
The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho.
After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted
the ho with all the venereal diseases. The boy answers: When I go home,
I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I'll screw her.
When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw
her in the car. Tonight, my parents will screw. Tomorrow, after my dad
leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman,
AND THAT'S THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MY FROG !!!!!
A large two engine train was crossing America. After they had gone
some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer
thought, and carried on at half power. Farther on down the line, the second
engine broke down, and the train slowed to a dead stop. The engineer
decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped,
and made the following announcement: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have some
good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed,
and we will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that you decided
to take the train and not fly." A guy named Pete gets a job as a switchman with
the railroad, and undergoes weeks of training. The supervisor then takes him into
the switch booth to test his readiness. The following exchange takes place:
Supervisor: "Imagine you were sitting here alone and you learned there was a
train coming from the North on that track,
and another coming from the South on the same track. What would you do?"
Pete: "I'd throw this switch right here and put one train on the other track."
Supervisor: And what if that switch didn't work?"
Pete: "I'd go down to the track and throw that big switch lever there,
putting one train on the other track."
Supervisor: "And what if that switch lever didn't work?"
Pete: "Then I'd come back here and call the dispatcher to stop both trains."
Supervisor: "And what if the phone didn't work?"
Pete: "Then I'd go to that gas station across the street and use their phone."
Supervisor: "And what if their phone didn't work?"
Pete: "Then I'd go get Uncle Joe."
Supervisor: "Uncle Joe??? What would he do?"
Pete: "Nothing, but he ain't never seen a train wreck."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Neighbours from hell
These golden retrievers will make you laugh your ASS OF
Triple Tomcat Launch
Epic Old Man: Police Officer
Day In The Life of The Heaviest Person In The World
Puppy adorably battles rival cat to reclaim bed
Lost & Found | Oscar Shortlisted Stop-Motion
Animation | Short of the Week
Attenborough: Venus Fly Trap | BBC Earth
McDonald's: The Origins of a Fast Food Empire
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
not spending money
my favorite childhood memory
charge my phone
display your shame human
facebook
15 hours
dog is getting old
hide and seek
who dis
going out
in 29 yrs
awkward
middle of the night
excuse me
notice
taco
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