Imagination is more important than knowledge
Einstein
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
Summer is about over! In a lot of districts around here,
the kids have already gone back to school. So amazing.
Back in the day, I remember a time when labor day week
end was the "last hurrah!" of summer time fun. But times
they are a changin, eh? The one constant in life that you
can always count on tho? The postman will always bring
you laffs and follies!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
men are like pantyhose
Woodstock
when you get to my age
fame
what I said
is it a drinking problem
our life savings
vinyl siding
what happened last night
don't pretend
a dominatrix
not very lady like
when my friend asks
the dog ate it
the fast and the furious
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JOKES
his penis was growing larger
orders two shots
his swimsuit fell off
what do you do here
married for 20 years
this n that
a big birthday party
what did you do at recess
having dinner in a restaurant
drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer
Two ancient occupants of a geriatric nursing home were discussing the merits
of this "new-fangled" support pantyhose.
"Well, I don't like them," said the first old dear, "because every time I
fart, I blow my slippers off
A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child says, bursting into tears.
"Promise me you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, dad," the boy sobs.
"When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa speech.'
"At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
"When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy' speech.
"If you're going to tell me that grown ups don't really get laid, I'll have
nothing left to live for."
A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help
him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their
journey to find the herd.
After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear
to the ground and says "Hmm, buffalo come."
The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees
nothing. He is confused and says to the Indian, "I do not see
anything. How do you know buffalo come"?
The Indian replies, "Ear sticky."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Dangerous Race
World's TALLEST MAN to have ever lived! (Robert Pershing Wadlow)
Pawn Stars: Most Expensive Items From Season 9
Ships, Mines and Magnetism
Late Night Television. Tom Ryan
Tour of South Pole Station
Great Barrier Reef, Australia
Live PD: The Best of Streetsboro, OH
How To Play Like a Polar Bears! | Animal Attraction | BBC
Bill Hader's Best Celebrity Impressions
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
looking for a mate
divorce
when you walk in the room and...
a deep rage
for the finer things in life
sleeping baby
first day as a pilot
having kids
God
feeling guilty
think your man is cheating
hair ties
weekend forecast
Jane married Ted
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