true friendship is when people know all about
you but like you anyway
Welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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MEMES N TOONS
gone with the wind
trying on some shoes
hope you realize
some place else
Linkedin
to succeed
one less thing
nighties
how is it going
going up
the cannibal
my financial adviser
the doctor
laundry day
pressed for cash
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JOKES
in trouble at work
sleeping through the night
a bad dream
mice in my church
stole the chicken
Billy Bob died
Lamaz class
a third child
what a woman is really saying
the truck driver and the soup
"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background,"
sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.
"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.
Trucker's wife (Heidi) nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night
(and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only
time he got any relief was when he was out trucking with his old truck.
He tried to truck a lot. One day, when he was out trucking, his wife brought
him lunch at the loading dock. He drove the old truck into the shade,
sat down on tail gate, and began to eat his lunch.
Immediately, Heidi began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just
went on and on. All of a sudden, the old truck lurched and ran over her;
caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.
At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather
odd. When a woman mourner would approach Trucker, he would listen for a
minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him,
he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement.
This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask Trucker about it.
So after the funeral, the minister spoke to Trucker, and asked him why
he nodded his head and agreed with the women,
but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
Trucker said, "Well, the women would come up and say something about how
nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement."
"And what about the men?" the minister asked
"They wanted to know if the truck was for sale."
True Facts about Men
Men own most sports teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer.
Not one man in any beer commercial has a beer belly.
Those men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women.
Men accept compliments much better than women do....
Example: " Morris, you look great."
"Thanks."
On the other side:
"Ruth, you look great."
"I do ??? Must be the lighting."
Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
A man in Cleveland owns 7 pairs of shoes and 6 pair of socks...that don't match.
Most men over 60 admit it. There are no women over 60.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Top 10 Pre Fame Celebrity Appearances On Seinfeld
Bonnie and Clyde's flathead Ford V8
5 Mysterious Ghost Ships That Remain Unexplained
The Golden Gate: Building an Impossible Bridge
Lioness vs Cheetah | Big Cat Diary | BBC
Flight of Triumph - The Pilot Who Flew Through the Arc de Triomphe
The Three Stooges - How High Is Up
MORE SCAMS OF NEW YORK CITY EXPOSED!
INTENSE FOOTAGE OF GERMAN FLAK - WW2
Real Squirrel Attack!!!
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
listen up
your freedom
got mad at me
say it in a nice way
breaking news
what's the difference
gluten free
deliver
a wife like the moon
smoking pot
my cookies
on my last leg
look at my mom
silence
therapist:
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