Perseverance is the key to victory
Napoleon Bonaparte
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
So, last night the postman clan went to the local ball park.
Round here, this is White Caps territory. Which is a minor
league team affiliated with the Detroit Tigers. It has been our
tradition of every summer. We usually manage to make it to the park
a couple times each year Remarkable how the trips always
seems to fall on ten cent hotdog day, eh? The Caps have had a ho hum
season this year and their record is not great. Seems they have
lost more than they won. I cannot quote the specifics to you, but then
I am no big fan of baseball. I AM however, a big fan of "dogs"
for a cost of one thin dime. So, inspite
of the line at the concession stand, I did indeed manage to eat my fill
last night. The war department also managed to bring a rather large
bulging bagful of them home with us. That was a rather remarkable
feat, considering she was accompanied by a couple vultures like
my son and yours truly. Guess we are having tube
steaks for the next couple of days. In general, we had a great time.
Life is always good when you got time spent with fam and food. Nothing
much better than that. Turk the dog, aka Carlos the rat
even got a hot dog when we got home :)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
its hilarious
my name is Harry
the cowboy
the safe
a walk
smart answer
birds sing in the morning
more barbeque sauce
cheer myself up
how do I look
what are you doing
I would do anything
condom commercials
a rough divorce
no rain
Signs That Your Life Is About To Change
10. While watching the news, you spot your
spouse marching in a Gay Pride parade.
9. The bank notifies you that your paycheck has
bounced.
8. On a densely foggy morning, while driving in
the center lane of a
highway, you suddenly run out of gas.
7. You arrive at your wedding to find, two
ushers, four bridesmaids,
and six pallbearers.
6. You ask your doctor for a physical and he
replies, "I'm sorry, I
don't do autopsies."
5. The IRS invites you to a weenie-roast and the
invitation begins
with "Dear Weenie...".
6. While surfing the internet, you suddenly get
the following
diaglogue box: "ICBM launch successful. Confirm
strike? (Y/N)".
4. You receive an invitation from the Oval Office
to "chew the fat".
3. You hear that your dentist has been arrested
for using radio-active material as tooth-filling.
2. At the vacant house next door, you notice a
U-Haul van and a truck which looks very similiar
to the one on the Beverly Hillbillies.
1. Your twelve-year-old daughter suddenly
develops a craving for
pickles and ice cream.
It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was
packed. I tried to force my way on, but no one would budge, although
there was ample room in the back. Then the bus driver took over.
"Excuse me, Ladies and Gentlemen," he shouted. "Will all the
beautiful, smart people please move to the back of the bus, and all the
ugly stupid people stay up front?"
A blind man, deaf man and a lame man went on a pilgrimage to a healing
spring. The blind man washed his eyes with water from the spring and
exclaimed "I can see! I can see!"
The deaf man washed his ears with the spring water and exclaimed
"I can hear! I can hear!"
The lame man drove his wheelchair into the water and out the
other side yelling "I got new tires! I got new tires!"
At a posh Manhattan dinner party, a Latin American visitor was
telling the guests about this home country and himself. As he
concluded, he said, "And I have a charming and understanding wife but,
alas, no children."
As his listeners appeared to be waiting for him to continue, he
said, haltingly, "You see, my wife is unbearable."
Puzzled glances prompted him to try to clarify the matter:
"What I mean is, my wife is inconceivable."
As his companions seemed amused, he floundered
deeper into the intricacies of the English language, explaining
triumphantly, "That is, my wife, she is impregnable!"
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JOKES
bad day at the golf course
got a cook book
childrens books
an emergency call
bored in bed
short adult jokes
company hires a new man
2 bored angels
Margaret became a nurst
went to the store the other day
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Andy Rooney - Bottled Water
Why Was This Plane Invulnerable: The SR-71
The Pink Panther in "Vitamin Pink"
Orcas playing with swimmer at Hahei Beach, New Zealand
U.S. Coast Guard Stops Go-Fast Cocaine Boat (2019)
Scotland's Islands
Experiment: Giant Mentos Balloon Put In Coca Cola
Prison Gangs- You Have No Choice
Cop Pulls over Judge, Judge uses is position of power to get off quickly.
top 10 machine guns
Gluten Free Sand Castle. Drew Barth
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
when you are forced
sick and tired
hate yourself
my sex drive
Barbie
cheer up
religion
dear thief
wish you were here
a good country girl
google now hiring
tell us what happened
your doctor
Satan
my best interest
coming for you
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