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WELCOME TO:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So, FINALLY! They got my Internet back and running!
A lot of folks wrote in with kind words how they missed me.
So good of you to send a note. Others wrote in saying..."if the
internet was down, how did you send us a note?" (They call that
making use of public wifi at Burger King. OK for my tablet,
but I did not feel like dragging my lap top in there)
Still others advised to
consider another option besides the cable company. Well, I
been using Comcast now for over 20 years for good reason.
Dsl really sucks in this neighborhood with the old phone lines,
and their wireless is not available in this area. The dish and
satellite will not work because we have absolutely huge trees
that block the signal. So what else am I gonna use? Dial up?
Hey, I know Comcast or Xfinity or whatever they call themselves
these days is a bit pricey. But I have to say, I have had very
little problem with them. Anyways, Internet finally came back on
early this morning. Nice to be back in the 21st century again!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
he is clueless
what no means
wheel of fortune
you have not found your soul mate
wearing short shorts
drunk at last call
had one toy
her husband at work
stop the bullshit
looks like your pregnant
sobriety
driving around a trailer park
before I became a vet
just so you know
chin up
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence.
Murphy said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at tall."
Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub where
he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson whisky.
Shamus said, "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will
be in? We haven't got any money!!" Murphy replied with a smile, "Don't worry,
I have a plan. Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick
the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."
The barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk all for free.
At the tenth pub, Shamus said, "Murphy, I don't think I can do any
more o'this. Me knees are killin' me!"
Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub."
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JOKES
an elegant and expensive dinner party
election time
God will provide
airsick
a bottle of your best wine
the maid wanted more pay
my house is on fire
you are not fat
she is a keeper if
she was the daughter
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to
get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey.
"But I just haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"
replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually
gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a week, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bull crap might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Swallows in Deadly Oasis In The Sahara Desert | Africa | BBC
Out Of Place In Montana. Ty Barnett
Why I Don't Have Kids: Flour Power
Romance scam victim lost $500,000, shares story for first time
Jeanne Robertson "Don't Get Frisky in a tent!" ("Don't sleep in a tent
80s breakdancing on us tv
Top 10 AMAZING Street Performers Singing Hit Songs
Royal Guard Loses His Pants
Angry Cats VS Dogs Funny Compilation
Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
A. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.
There was a young girl who begat
Three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat.
T'was fun in the breeding
But hell in the feeding
When she found there's no tit for Tat.
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
woman cut in front of me
want to suck you
look at you
listen to your body
it only takes a second
happened by accident
sorry boss
nobody loves you
I don't believe
you gotta be lucky
fair warning
k9 report
not sure why
texting my boss
waiting for a pizza
come in handy
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