[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER/Thursday

 



A leader is best when people barely 
know he exists, when his work is
done, his aim fulfilled, they will say
we did it ourselves
Lao Tzu


welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

HELLO POSTMAN FANS!

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MEMES N TOONS

whats the secret word

it is impossible

me complaining

your girlfriend

woke up this morning

how exciting

five minutes after

in my g string

your job sucks

the phone book

sorry

how women work

the bouncy castle

I'm offended

this is not working

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JOKES

the new secretary is a robot

a recent study

2 weeks to live

sitting on the porch with some iced tea

I'd give anything

who would like to do the first problem

2 nuns at a baseball game

Arthur was sitting outside the lcoal pub

the 100th anniversary of our church

hired a hooker for the night


Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Who was the 10th reindeer?
A: Olive, the other reindeer.

"Don't bother discussing sex with children. They rarely have anything to
add." ---Fran Lebowitz

I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.

She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? 
​He said....It's not my fault...I ran out of money. ​

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Top 10 Terrifyingly Deadly Sea Creatures

The Greatest Deception of WW2: Operation Fortitude

Bhutan, the mountain kingdom

Lisa Douglas's "Hotscakes Head Baskets" - Green Acres - 1966

Old People Falling Over!!

Yellowstone Grizzly Bear - "Attacks" Car

Flip Wilson on The Ed Sullivan Show

Lost In Space - Dr. Smith Vs The Robot

Middle Of Nowhere Red Light

john wayne best moments

Comic Relief 2006 - Sarah Silverman

One day, shortly after having her 9th baby, the good Irish lady ran into
her parish priest. He congratulated her on the new offspring then said,
"Isn't having nine babies a little much?" "Well," she said, "I don't
know why I get pregnant so often, it must be something in the air."
"Yes," said the priest, "your knees!"
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

go to the doctor

kisses you for five minutes

a yard sign

when you are drunk

Amish girls

30 rolls of toilet paper

Paddy and his new girlfriend

the solution to all your problems

a pale horse

a free spirit

all I want

at McDonald's

not what I planned

mother nature

lets all take a moment

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