It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die,
than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience
WELCOME TO:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
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MEMES N TOONS
stick to the story
Mona Lisa
Metallica
life
love my life
burnt wiener
tweety turns 62
got it lit
ho ho ho
I don't care
crazy
his and hers
telling you a story
your credit
weed or pussy
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JOKES
the execution of Wilbur Wright
the boy who had a lisp
stranded in the desert
the bridge club
we can't employ you as a model
you'll be fine
our most realistic model
my wife isn't interested in sex anymore
nine important men in a woman's life
2 highschool buddies were attending the prom
A bar had a sign in the window advertising that they needed a piano
player. A scroungy-looking, old, retired Navy Chief entered the bar and
told the bartender he was interested in the job. The bartender wasn't
too impressed with his looks but said, "What the hell," and pointed the
old sailor to the piano in the corner.
The tattooed old veteran sat down and started to play the most
beautiful, melodious piece of music the people in the bar had ever
heard. All talk stopped while he played, and when he finished with a
musical flourish, they all applauded.
"Hey, man, you're good," said the barkeep. "What was that?"
"That was an original composition I call, 'Drop Them Panties And
Grease-Up, Woman, 'Cause It's Gonna Be A Long, Long Night.' "
"Interesting title," said the bartender. "Got another?"
The old sailor broke into a foot stompin' honky-tonk piece that brought
the bar patrons to their feet, clapping along until it was finished,
when they again gave him a thunderous round of applause.
"You are great, man. Really great. What do you call that one?" asked the
bartender.
"That's another original little ditty I call, 'I Wanna Lick Yer Bare
Butt, Baby, 'Til I Make You Bark Like A Fox.' "
The old sailor then turned around on the bench and said, "If you'll
excuse me, I need to use the restroom."
While he was gone, the bartender decided to offer him the job, starting
immediately. When the old musician returned a few moments later, the
bartender said, "If you want the job, it's yours."
He looked down and noticed the old sailor hadn't "quite" finished his
trip to the restroom.
"By the way," he asked him, "do you know your pecker is hanging out for
all the world to see?"
"Know it? Hell, I WROTE it!"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
15 Times My HUSKY Spoke Near PERFECT English!
Victims Judge Farting Contest
10 Harsh Realities of RV LIFE
What Is Going On Deep Underground...Are Planning Something?
Honey Badger Houdini - Honey Badgers: Masters of Mayhem
Total Bastard Airlines - SNL
Famous Gunsmoke Fight
Jonathan Winters & Robin Williams in Funniest
Moments on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show
if it were not filmed, no one would believe
Cape Verde Fishing Boat
Two lesbians are walking up the street. They see a
gorgeous woman who
is tall and curvaceous.
1st lesbian: "Oh, look how beautiful she is!"
2nd: "Uhmm."
1st: "Look at her breasts!"
2nd: "Uhmm."
1st: "Look at her legs!"
2nd: "Uhmm."
1st: "What is this all, 'Uhmm, uhmm?' Can you say
something else?"
2nd writes on a piece of paper: "I can't, my tongue
got hard."
A sheik employed a track star to run from the palace to his harem,
which was about three miles away, to fetch one of his wives whenever he
was in the mood. The sheik would nod and the track star would take off.
This event usually took place about three times a day until the runner
died at age 36. The sheik lived to be 96. The moral of the story is,
"Sex doesn't kill you... it's the running after it that does."
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
helping with school supplies
on the way home from work on Friday
you're 21
prince Charming
impossible for a man
glass that doesn't shatter
is it rude
in Boston
2 blondes fell down a hole
dress code
punish me
when you are tired and sleepy
gang violence
dear penis
things that tell the truth
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