Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
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MEMES N TOONS
rare photo
kids eat free
a big pussy
in the freezer
I'm straight
when you hire a stripper
they built this country
eating a pineapple
woodchippers
what do you do for a hobby
get in their pants
the truth
note to self
all this time
his doctor
THE DO'S AND DON'TS OF JERKING OFF!
Do jerk off as much as you like. Don't worry you won't go blind from
jerking off unless you shoot sperm in your eye.
Do try to put yourself in an area where you won't be caught.
Do have a place to shoot your load already set up.
Do hide your spankerchief so no one can find it.
Do jerk off in the shower, as this will hide any and all evidence of
your perverted behavior.
Do drink cranberry juice as often as you can. This builds up your sperm
count incredibly!
Do not get sperm on yourself.
Do not shoot your load on a thick rug and then try to clean it up with
toilet paper.
Do not hold your load in as long as you can in hopes that you'll shoot
it across the room. This can cause irreversible damage to your johnson.
Do not flex your legs too hard before you blow your load or you'll get a
cramp and ruin the moment.
Do not use your porn magazines as your spankerchief. That is future jerk
off material and if you spunk in it, you won't be able to use it again!
Do not ever jerk off while taking a shit. That is fucking disgusting!
Do not attempt to stick your finger in your ass while jerking off. That
would make you gay. (Not that there's anything wrong with that)
Do not use Icy Hot for lubrication!
Do not, under any circumstances, try to shoot your load into your own
mouth! (unless you're gay then it's ok)
Do not participate in any group jerk off sessions or any circle jerk
events. If you do, don't get anyone else's sperm on you.
Two very nervous men got to talking in the doctor's waiting room.
They discovered they had similar symptoms: one had a red ring around the base of his penis
and the other one had a green ring.
The fellow with the red ring was examined first.
n a few minutes he came out, all smiles, and said, "Don't worry, man, it's nothing."
Vastly relived, the second man went into the examining room, only to be told a
few minutes later by the doctor,
"I'm sorry, but you have an advanced case of VD. I'm afraid you'll have to be castrated."
Turning white, the young man gasped, "But the first guy... He said it was no big deal!"
"Well, you know," said the doctor, "there's a big difference between gangrene and lipstick."
Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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Low Battery
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Great Buddha Quotes That Will Change Your Mind & Life
The Netherlands: Beyond Amsterdam
Why an Ordinary Life Can Be a Good Life
Insane Bald Eagle Bird In Flight FIGHTING
Argentina's navy fires on a Chinese vessel fishing illegally
Russia's 'biggest' warship rockets revealed - BBC News
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JOKES
old man walking on the beach
how was he killed
a married couple of 35 years
a petty argument
accident prevention talks
can I speak to Alf
Kevin is very attentive
exceeding the speed limit
deer hunting in North Carolina
they got married in St. Paul
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
fried chicken
a threesome
call me old fashioned
smoking is bad for you
my yard
guess these words
my body
the secret
going out
aliens
duct tape
hands free
my name is Carmen
man and wife went to the zoo
its ok
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